Post by cam on Oct 1, 2018 21:56:27 GMT -5
In anticipation of the start of a new SFHL season, a group of anonymous GMs got together electronically to discuss the new season and the state of each franchise. Here’s the result.
Buffalo Sabres
Anonymous GM said: “The Tom Wilson of the SFHL. Got to give him credit though - he’s building a solid club. That said, his defence is ass.”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 13 (Skaters 12, Goalies 11)
Chicago Blackhawks
Anonymous GM said: “A street bum gangbang behind a dumpster fire.” Another said, “Panarin, Patrick, Dahlin, Draisaitl, two first entries in 2019… a solid core in the making.”
Odds of winning: 30/1
Racks Ranks: 14 (Skaters 13, Goalies 14)
Detroit Red Wings
Anonymous GM said: “The Wings are a year away from being like the NHL Blackhawks. His team has run its course.” Another added, “his team reminds me of Karlsson’s ankle. It’s only a matter of time before it breaks down.”
Odds of winning: 8/1
Racks Ranks: 2 (Skaters 1, Goalies 3)
Edmonton Oilers
Anonymous GM said: “Where the fuck was he at the draft?”
Odds of winning: 6/1
Racks Ranks: 3 (Skaters 3, Goalies 2)
Las Vegas Golden Knights
Anonymous GM said: “Guy gets handed the best relocation team in SFHL history. Bullshit. Give him credit for making some great off-season moves though. Bet he had help with those.” Another said, “great fucken guy… hope his team gets very injured.”
Odds of winning: 4/1
Racks Ranks: 1 (Skaters 5, Goalies 1)
Montreal Canadiens
Anonymous GM said: “The 3 year plan is going on its 9th year. This franchise spins its wheels more than the 80 year old birds in Jeff led spin class. Just like the stationary bikes, the Habs are working hard but just aren’t going anywhere. There’s room in the hottub for Virgs.
Odds of winning: 10/1
Racks Ranks: 6 (Skaters 8, Goalies 5)
Philadelphia Flyers
Anonymous GM said: “Great deal getting Kotkaniemi. Goaltending could be suspect unless Crawford gets his shit together.”
Odds of winning: 25/1
Racks Ranks: 12 (Skaters 9, Goalies 12)
Pittsburgh Penguins
Anonymous GM said: “Allen and Raanta could become the sneaky best tandem in the league, or the worst by a mile.We’re all gunning for the latter.”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 5 (Skaters 2, Goalies 9)
San Jose Sharks
Anonymous GM said: “Solid move getting Evander Kane. If his goaltending stands up, he could compete.”
Odds of winning: 15/1
Racks Ranks: 10 (Skaters 14, Goalies 7)
Seattle Sea Lions
Anonymous GM said: “busy off-season could pay off. A lot of solid moves.” Another responded, “Goaltending is suspect… well I guess lots of experts like the Flames so who knows there… and we’ve never seen a sober Lehner apparently.”
Odds of winning: 10/1
Racks Ranks: 7 (Skaters 4, Goalies 10)
St. Louis Blues
Anonymous GM said: “Blues are in a rebuild so I would knock their odds down even more. He’ll make moves that hurt this year to help in the future”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 11 (Skaters 7, Goalies 13)
Toronto Maple Leafs
Anonymous GM said: “I think he’s trying to improve. I heard he brought in Gropey as an Assistant GM.” Another said, “dude loves Tomas Hertl.”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 8 (Skaters 11, Goalies 6)
Vancouver Canucks
Anonymous GM said: “Ridiculous off-season over-paying for Leafs. I like Jankowski though.”
Odds of winning: 15/1
Racks Ranks: 9 (Skaters 10, Goalies 8)
Winnipeg Jets
Anonymous GM said: “The Jets have worked this off-season hitting the gym like their GM Mr. Roach. While most people are there for weights and cardio, Roach and his players have been seen laughing it up in the sauna and hot tub. Just like the rest of the league will be doing when the jets don’t finish top 3.” Another added, “best place to go for a solid fleecing. Loves to give away guys like Marchand and MacKinnon on the cheap.” A third preached, “after being grounded for a few years, the Jets again hit cruising altitude, cruising right to another DeBrusk Cup.”
Odds of winning: 10/1
Racks Ranks: 4 (Skaters 6, Goalies 4)
Buffalo Sabres
Anonymous GM said: “The Tom Wilson of the SFHL. Got to give him credit though - he’s building a solid club. That said, his defence is ass.”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 13 (Skaters 12, Goalies 11)
Chicago Blackhawks
Anonymous GM said: “A street bum gangbang behind a dumpster fire.” Another said, “Panarin, Patrick, Dahlin, Draisaitl, two first entries in 2019… a solid core in the making.”
Odds of winning: 30/1
Racks Ranks: 14 (Skaters 13, Goalies 14)
Detroit Red Wings
Anonymous GM said: “The Wings are a year away from being like the NHL Blackhawks. His team has run its course.” Another added, “his team reminds me of Karlsson’s ankle. It’s only a matter of time before it breaks down.”
Odds of winning: 8/1
Racks Ranks: 2 (Skaters 1, Goalies 3)
Edmonton Oilers
Anonymous GM said: “Where the fuck was he at the draft?”
Odds of winning: 6/1
Racks Ranks: 3 (Skaters 3, Goalies 2)
Las Vegas Golden Knights
Anonymous GM said: “Guy gets handed the best relocation team in SFHL history. Bullshit. Give him credit for making some great off-season moves though. Bet he had help with those.” Another said, “great fucken guy… hope his team gets very injured.”
Odds of winning: 4/1
Racks Ranks: 1 (Skaters 5, Goalies 1)
Montreal Canadiens
Anonymous GM said: “The 3 year plan is going on its 9th year. This franchise spins its wheels more than the 80 year old birds in Jeff led spin class. Just like the stationary bikes, the Habs are working hard but just aren’t going anywhere. There’s room in the hottub for Virgs.
Odds of winning: 10/1
Racks Ranks: 6 (Skaters 8, Goalies 5)
Philadelphia Flyers
Anonymous GM said: “Great deal getting Kotkaniemi. Goaltending could be suspect unless Crawford gets his shit together.”
Odds of winning: 25/1
Racks Ranks: 12 (Skaters 9, Goalies 12)
Pittsburgh Penguins
Anonymous GM said: “Allen and Raanta could become the sneaky best tandem in the league, or the worst by a mile.We’re all gunning for the latter.”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 5 (Skaters 2, Goalies 9)
San Jose Sharks
Anonymous GM said: “Solid move getting Evander Kane. If his goaltending stands up, he could compete.”
Odds of winning: 15/1
Racks Ranks: 10 (Skaters 14, Goalies 7)
Seattle Sea Lions
Anonymous GM said: “busy off-season could pay off. A lot of solid moves.” Another responded, “Goaltending is suspect… well I guess lots of experts like the Flames so who knows there… and we’ve never seen a sober Lehner apparently.”
Odds of winning: 10/1
Racks Ranks: 7 (Skaters 4, Goalies 10)
St. Louis Blues
Anonymous GM said: “Blues are in a rebuild so I would knock their odds down even more. He’ll make moves that hurt this year to help in the future”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 11 (Skaters 7, Goalies 13)
Toronto Maple Leafs
Anonymous GM said: “I think he’s trying to improve. I heard he brought in Gropey as an Assistant GM.” Another said, “dude loves Tomas Hertl.”
Odds of winning: 20/1
Racks Ranks: 8 (Skaters 11, Goalies 6)
Vancouver Canucks
Anonymous GM said: “Ridiculous off-season over-paying for Leafs. I like Jankowski though.”
Odds of winning: 15/1
Racks Ranks: 9 (Skaters 10, Goalies 8)
Winnipeg Jets
Anonymous GM said: “The Jets have worked this off-season hitting the gym like their GM Mr. Roach. While most people are there for weights and cardio, Roach and his players have been seen laughing it up in the sauna and hot tub. Just like the rest of the league will be doing when the jets don’t finish top 3.” Another added, “best place to go for a solid fleecing. Loves to give away guys like Marchand and MacKinnon on the cheap.” A third preached, “after being grounded for a few years, the Jets again hit cruising altitude, cruising right to another DeBrusk Cup.”
Odds of winning: 10/1
Racks Ranks: 4 (Skaters 6, Goalies 4)