THE JETS HAVE SOARED TO NEW HEIGHTS

[coach]

I’m once again proud to be your Champion, joining the elite company of 2 time Champions. I will for sure take the next few months to remind you of my unbelievable run these past 4-years. I look forward to beating up on you bums next season as well.

I’d like to thank the Commish for another great year of SFHL action. Your GMing was embarrassing, but well done with the league. Also a shout out to the fat-cats for keeping the league running as smoothly as possible…

Congrats to the Pens for beating Swat out for 2nd.

And Finally to Swat,
You sound like a typical Leafs fan, bringing up past accomplishes. Quit living in the past man. Live in the now, and in the now I’m your Champion.
You are clearly only taking the cowards way out due to my domination this year in both the Football pool and of course, the biggest prize of all, the silver Tuna, the SFHL CHAMPIONSHIP. You have finally realized that you suck at pools, and are no longer a threat to dethrone me in anything. I once again proved my dominance over you, however I now have lost my biggest rival. I now know how Larry Bird felt when Magic Johnson retired. You’re the Magic to my Larry… but that’s just because you have AIDS.

AS EDDIE O’ ONCE PREDICTED,

“IT CAME BACK TO WINNIPEG”

[swat]

I like that comparison. Magic had 5 Nba championships to Larry's 3

A true champion!

Please don't make this the shortest retirement in fantasy hockey history.

[coach]

Oh, I forgot to add...

I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball; I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck.
So, that is why I'm better than everyone in the world.
Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone

[rack55]

Ram it.

[kooch]

as always Coach, a class act...

i am, however, extremely impressed by your basketball references... obviously getting ready for a Raptors playoff run i knew you had it in you!!